CONFESSIONS OF A MASSEUR

sensual massage anyone?

This posting has been due for some time now but then again, like they say, better late than never, yes?

I had tea with this friend of a friend whom I got to know that his work is a part-time masseur in the evenings. Now, Tender Ted is only 24 this year, medium in height, a swimmer, works out partly in the gym, so all in all, in terms of a nice bod, he does possess it. His disposition is of a boy-ish type of guy, many guys who have the first look at him will actually say he has a very charming and enduring smile; coupled with a dimple. All in all, a hot dude.

Day time, he works off in a respectable company but due to his financial background, he tries to earn some extra money by moonlighting as a part-time masseur. According to him, the money is easy and in one night, he can easily chalk up between RM200 to RM 400, depending on how the business is like for the night. If its a weekend, its even double bonus, provided the scenario is, he has many bookings. But, judging from his looks and body shape, I must say that TT should be booked most of the time. He was evasive on how much he actually earns in a month, but judging from what I gather from other sources, a popular masseur can earn at least RM 3K in a month & tax free. (I might be exaggerating as I do not have the necessary data to support this)

However, what intrigues me about their experiences is mostly on the customer's characters and expectations. TT told me in a matter of fact that he has met some very weird ones, some even kinky and some just plain disgusting.

For example. all of this happens when he does out-calls. And I will relate them in a summarized way:-

Customer # 1
An elderly gentleman who called him up for massage and asked him to go to his condo nestled somewhere in the hills off Bangsar. It was past midnight and not wanting to earn less that night, TT went to this gentleman's place. It was tastefully decorated, very Balinese and it looked like this elderly gentleman looks kinda familiar too.

TT tried to re-collect where he had seen this guy before and then it struck in his mind, he was some celebrity which appeared on television and newspapers. Anyway, TT did not asked him who he was but proceeded to get him to lie down and massage him. Usually for that kind of massage, both parties will be naked, so the gentleman was lying there face down and then suddenly, TT had an urge to go to the toilet.

He asked the gentleman to excuse him as he wanted to urinate but instead of directing him to the toilet, that man actually asked TT to urinate into his mouth! TT was shocked, but the man said its alright, will give him extra tips later...and so TT did it.

According to TT, it was both disgusting and weird. But, for money's sake, TT just accepted his job.

i'm doing it for the money...

Customer # 2
It was one of those evenings that TT was nervous as business was a bit slow. So, when the next call came on, he was delighted to accept that task. Over at the other end, was this guy, mid-30s, living in Damansara Heights, around the Setia Budi area.

Apparently, this guy's family was out for a holiday, and he being alone in the house decided to indulge in some sensual pampering. So, TT arrived at this rather huge mansion and found that this guy was quite well to do. Nicely decorated and homely feeling.

Then, he was led upstairs to the guest room and the guy, just took off everything and laid on the bed. Before TT can begin, the man suddenly asked TT to lie down instead. TT told the man if he did that, he would not be able to massage him.

The man insisted TT to lie down and told him its ok, no need to massage him andhe will instead pay him extra. Thinking that the man wanted to fuck him, TT told him that he does not do it as he is a Top. The man told TT to just lie down, no fucking sessions, just some movements and promised to pay him extra.

With this assurance, TT lied down as he was told. Before he could even say flying swordsman, that man was sucking on TT's toes! He was doing it so diligently and as he did it, he was obviously getting "high" and that next thing, he was already ejaculating.

TT went off richer that night, for less than an hour, and doing nothing, he earned RM 250.00.

Customer # 3

This customer happened to call him last minute on a weekend. Because an earlier appointment was last minute cancelled by his regular client, TT went to answer this.

This man (in his late 20's) lived right smack in the KLCC area and he was a Singaporean. He was put up in the Ascot area and TT went up to his service apartment. Before anything started, the man asked TT how much the massage cost and what type he offers. TT told him the various types available and the man agreed to a normal one.

While the man was lying face downwards, TT began to work out the body but each time TT did it, it was all wrong by the man. He became to complain (like most Singaporeans are famous for) and complain saying his strokes all wrong and he was not hard enough, bla bla.

In TT's mind, he was thinking what a fussy customer he had accepted but before he could even say anything, the man asked TT to lie down instead. And, out of his shocking balls, the man began to massage him instead. After that has finished, the man asked TT to come to the toilet with him, and thinking that perhaps the man wants to shower, he followed the man to the bathroom.

While both of them were in there, the man lied down in the bathtub. The man's request, please shower him with his urine....and TT was like huh? Being obedient as he was, he did what he was told. He urinated on the man and the man requested him to urinate him all over his body and including his face!

Later, he even asked TT if he wanted to defecate and this being the last straw that broke the camel's back, TT had to categorically say NO! The man was cool about it and then both of them showered and after that, TT was given RM500 just like that.

Of course, not all the times, TT had this weird request but these were the gems that he told me. The rest of it was also kinda sad, like when he has performed a certain "service", the client did not honor his part and paid as agreed.

I looked at TT with no judgement whatsoever, for who am I to give it? But, I know that when you are desperate and you are young, you want to earn some fast bucks, this is one avenue one might choose. But, not all will do it but to TT, I do salute him for what he has done, well, at least my circle of friends are diversified and I have this to blog out...maybe if he has more weird ones, I will put in here for all to share.

This shows that in a country like Malaysia, there are indeed all kinds of people...'cest la vie'