Thursday, August 16, 2007

LIAR LIAR DICK ON FIRE - PART TWO

Need to think a good plan...


That evening, Wes and me just sat down looking at each other. For a full 20 minutes, we were avoided eye contact but then, after a while, we decided that something must be done to “teach” Loser a lesson.

In our scheming minds, we both proposed to each other so many plans to get back at Loser. But, the problem was, how and to what extend would be do it? I know that some people will just accept the fact that we can just get along and pretend that nothing had happened.

Or we can come up with a proposal to share Loser but nah, this would only boost his ego and we decided not to allow more of this to go through. Another idea that came up was to get someone to bash him up, but the thought of getting our hands soiled by venturing to such a level, didn’t make sense (although, evil as I am, I would have contemplated this move).

But, we thought long and hard and then decided to come up with an ultimatum plan. That is to surprise him and then confront him with it. Now, the thing was, how was this going to take place? How will this plan be executed? In all honesty, we decided it was payback time and the plan we finally adopted was to just let him know that Wes and me were seeing each other.

So, the grandeur of all plans began to take place almost immediately when Loser came home. It was usual; he would date me out, take me out for dinners (make him pay), and tell him I need a new pair of shirt or shoes or even perfume (make him pay by giving an excuse that I’m a bit short at the moment) and then movies (make him pay too). In addition to all this action plan at my side, Wes too will stick to this. It was fun seeing how he is going to suffer from his two lovers here by paying for it.

When it came to the point where he wanted to get intimate, yes, get intimate by only kissing and nothing more. Or, what we did was get him all hyped up but when it was time for him to literally “take action”, we will come up with an excuse like we have this or that to resolve or some important stuff that we will bring up just to scoot off being caught in the embrace of Loser.

Apart from that, we decided to secretly text each other and act as we were seeing someone else. Loser will ask who we are text-ing or who is on the other line, and our standard reply would be “a friend”. Of course, the other person on the other line was none other Wes.
Soon, Loser became restless and as he could not get sex from either of us, he began to show his traumatic colors. He would change from a docile character to a brutish one in a manner of switch. I believe that he was getting sick of our charades and of course, at our end, we too were getting a tad exhausted by it.

So the finale of all things, we decided to make sure that Loser catches us. We concocted a plan to purposely allow Loser to catch Wes and me in bed. The plan went like this. As Wes was staying on his own in his condo somewhere in Mont Kiara, we decided that this travesty had to end.

Loser was called up to Wes’s condo one Sunday evening. The point of the meet up was to reconcile with Loser and then after that to have hot steamy sex! Loser upon hearing that accepted that invitation and sped over to Wes’s place. However, Wes had specific instructions for Loser to do before he can come to Wes’s bedroom. The plan called for Loser to open the door himself (it will not be locked), undress himself at the living room and walk into Wes’ bedroom.

So, our Loser did just that. He is the type who will use his dick to think rather than his head. As he came inside, he noticed that the house was dimly lit. Except for the table lamp, nothing was switched on. He came in, locked the door and then proceeds to undress himself (thinking maybe Wes was playing some new games with him).

Take off your clothes as you enter in...


After taking off his clothes, he was now stark naked and continued walking to Wes’s bedroom. As he held on to the knob of the bedroom door, he must have been thinking what a lucky guy he was to finally have sex. Unlocking the door, he walked in, and the minute he did that, there was flash of lights and suddenly the lights were turned on, and what greeted him was not Wes lying on the bed naked, ready for his butt action, but rather motley of people (his friends who were duped to believe that it was his birthday) standing there and instead of saying happy birthday to him, was like aghast in seeing Loser naked.




Right at that moment, both Wes and I, both had arms around each other looked at Loser and told him that was for being a two-timer. Immediately, Loser just ran out of the room and got his clothes and hid himself at one corner of the house and quickly dressed himself. But, for Wes and I, it was the sweetest revenge we incurred on him and to prove of our achievement, we still kept that picture of him, with his eyes bewildered, standing naked with a limply dick. I guess that night; all kind of excitement he had conjured to making his dick hard came to a crashing finish. It was aptly put, dick put on fire and doused off with such shame!

Wes and I did ponder what actually became of Loser, but last heard, he is still stalking the dark corners of any saunas to pounce on and relish on his sexual appetite. But, the look at his face and the face of his friends to see him naked was priceless...it was our sweet revenge in getting back at him!



Don't mess around with us...

8 comments:

Francis Ford Faggola said...

Dude, that was deliciously evil!!! Way to go, sista! Note to self: Never cross CG. EVER! :)

沈 一 傑 said...

Wow ... that was totally cruel! I know he deserved it, but there should be another solution than humiliating him in front lots of people. I wouldn't have the heart to do that. That's also why my colleagues keep telling me that I am being too extremely nice.

Well, I have learned from both of you. I will put it someday to the test ... ;))))

savante said...

Fuyooh! So what did Loser do after that?

Anonymous said...

well as the saying goes "never inflame the diva"....else the consequences are very and i stress again VERY damaging...LOL...way to go BW..

adrien said...

bravo! couldn't have done it better myself. the smell of revenge has never been so sweet for the both of you i bet.

chic flick worthy, definitely. :p

Anonymous said...

great ending, perfect sweet revenge.

Fable Frog said...

I would have never thought of that but that is Brilliant!! BRILLIANT!!! good job!!!

Ganymede said...

That's the way to go girl! That'll teach him to two time...

*tsk tsk tsk