WHAT YOU SOW IS WHAT YOU LOSE...

Overheard at one of our Christmas gatherings at Mei Mei's place last December. It concerned about a certain friend of ours. A little background about this friend of ours, whom I shall christened as Denial Denny. You see, DD was an ex-colleague of Mei Mei at her old office located somewhere in the golden triangle.

Do I look Gay...?

MM has this penchant of "outing" gays and she is really good at it. Not only is MM fabulous and also attractive, she has this wonder touch and each time she spots a guy who dresses fashionably immaculate, her gaydar starts to tingle. Better than any AWACS out there, MM can sniff out the gay-ness in every guy she meets up.

So, DD was not that exceptional. For whatever magic MM used on her, she was able to "out-ed" our darling, DD. That was sometime ago but what I heard recently was that DD was seeing this rather hunky dory guy. They have been dating (so to speak, for in DD's terms, dating means just a one night stand and that's it but for this one, it was serious) and that guy had even moved in with him. In DD's term, this means marriage!

All is well, you dear readers might fathom but no, it was not to be. For there were a strange brewing of jealous energy emitting from Kenny Hills for a few months now. It seems that our dear DD has not been able to keep his manhood in check and have begun to sow wild oats around the clubbing and gym scene. Obviously, the other half of DD found out of these sexploits and they began to have intense oral exchanges not of the pleasant sort but of the most foul kind you would ever think of.

It came to a point that according to MM, there were involvement of friends in this fight and their roles were to set these two apart. Looks like the relationship turned really bad, and no sooner before one can spell out Dakota Blues, it ended just like that.

However, our dear DD was to find out the shock of his life. DD is an avid collector of expensive branded underwear's; you name all of the famous brands out there, and DD will have a collection of them. It seems that DD's skin is sensitive that cheaper brands are almost non-existent in his wardrobe. And, knowing how much DD loves his collection, this ex-other half concocted a very good surprise for him the day he left his condo. It seems that all of his collections were gone and what was left was the cheaper version of the made in China series strewn all over his cupboards.
Naturally, DD was furious but what I found out later was that because DD knew he invited this trouble upon himself, he decided not to pursue this matter. Till this day, amongst our circle, this was the story that has been circulating and I just go to know it.

Don't take my underwear please...

When I heard of it, I laughed not at the poor misery ending of DD but rather his folly ways! But, it also serves a reminder that when a relationship turns sour, anything can happen and in this case, a collection of expensive branded underwear's goes missing.

I've learnt my lesson

What you may say happened to those used underwear's? Hmm, perhaps placed at some night market? Or have you not heard that there are some aficionados out there who actually dig into used underwear's and actually pays a very high price for them??