Funny Thing That Happened...

When you go and shower, do you also tend to clear your nostrils at the same time? I mean, its possible for some people who do it naturally after all they are cleaning their part of the body and the nostrils are also considered part of it and therefore, deserves a good clean up too.

Actually how does one clean their nostrils or nose for this matter? Do they use their fingers as how they would normally do when they presumably think they are alone and use that index or whichever fingers that are available to "dig up the gold" as they would say.

However for me, this incident happened one evening last Thursday when I was in the gym. I go to the nearest but for me, I find the FF branch in Manulife based in Damansara Heights to be my favorite haunt. Based on several reasons and one of the reasons is that I find it comfortable, so I guess that is a good reason for me to go there almost anytime I find the urge and need to do so.

After going through my regular regime, I would usually shower and head back home for dinner. As I went to my locker to take my towel and toiletries, there was this noisy sound coming from the shower stalls.

It sounded like a engine gone all wrong. The sound was getting louder by the seconds as if there was a crescendo note hitting the highest note that can found. But, it was seriously all wrong...because, the notes were irritating. It never stopped, it went on and on as if the engine caught stuck or seriously in my mind, I was thinking this guy whoever he was, had a jolly fun time doing that.

Ok, its hard to imagine how one can create such sounds, right? Try to blow your nose hard and what sound comes out? Usually for normal people, its a polite soft billowing sound, but for this unnatural guy, it was an engine. Alright, I have heard of perverts having jolly fun time doing things but this was really out of our league.

The best part of this is, it seems that this guy has a certain wave towards making all those "sneezing" sounds. There were times it was soft, then became louder and then returned to it original form, soft. Even the other gym members who were at the lockers snickered amongst themselves of this little amusement we encountered.

So, if you ever do clear your nose the next time, please remember its not your own private toilet you have there. Do it more civil like but then again, there are exhibitionist and there are exhibitionists of all kinds.